Description (All Jokes, No Lectures):

For riders who know the real Ninja art isn’t karate — it’s finding false neutrals at 12,000 RPM. 🥷⚙️

This tee celebrates the green monster that makes every speed breaker feel like a personal insult.

Perfect for the guy who says “bro, it’s smooth” but secretly slaps the gear lever harder than a mosquito on his arm.

Featuring the iconic Ninja glare — the face that makes Splendors pull over before you even honk.

Warning: Wearing this shirt may trigger flashbacks of missed shifts, wheelies gone wrong, and cops writing challans with a smile.

Fabric: 100% cotton with 180 GSM for lightweight comfort.

Fit: Perfect unisex regular fit – your go-to everyday tee.

Care: Wash inside-out in cold water, dry on low heat. Flip it inside out before ironing.